Down the rabbit hole

Go ahead, get into the Rabbit Hole (I. e. "the shuttle"). You keep falling, and falling, and falling... it will be a long trip for sure, so you might as well watch a movie or play Angry Birds [or Candy Crush]. Down you go, down you go....until you finally fall into an open space, dimly lit and with a "black" sky! Wonderland? No, it's the Second Layer!

Being a human: I'm hating it

(belated post for Anti-earthlings Day)

It's no secret that earthlings are practically my biggest enemies after Nightmare. Yet the majority of the people in my planet, myself included, are of the same species as them: humans. A different and more powerful and far more decent variety, but humans nonetheless, still furless apes. Apart from the obvious problems that could arise from this (earthlings predating in my planet's activities, for example), I've lately been feeling too ashamed to be the same species as the race I loathe as a whole (with the exceptions of a few members of it, of course). I still sometimes love it, but this is earth, and earthlings' deeds are making me hate being a human, and it keeps escalating; not even having 7 husbands and several human crushes spare me from feeling that way. It'll take only a really good speech by my beloved B., my non-human husband, to convince me to love being a human and not want to turn into a cat. Anything less than that won't change my mind.

Even if I was another kind of ape, I'd feel the same shame as this orangutan, for having such shitty "cousins".

Why colonising Kepler-22b is a bad idea?

(Yes, I haven't posted in a while, and I just had to get this off my chest, after saying it aloud so many times).

A few days ago, they discovered a planet that's supposedly in the "inhabitable zone" of the Kepler-22 system. Scientists started to say that it has the conditions for life (as they know it) to exist. As obvious of earthlings, they started to say that they could colonise the planet Keppler-22b in the future.

Oh, wait, have they considered that it might not be such a good idea? let's see why I'm against it.

1. First, look at this picture and compare the sizes of these planets:

As you can see, planet Kepler-22b is more than twice as big as earth, which means that it has more mass and therefore, gravitation is more brutal. Sorry, earthlings, but the same way the Selenites from The First Men in the Moon would be too fragile for earth's gravity, you'd be too fragile for that planet's. Heck, even I, in my alien form, couldn't resist it! I'd have to eat a lot, and very often, just to keep defying it to some tolerable degree.

2. Colonising a new planet? Seriously? You earthlings turned this planet in a hellhole, multiplying like Guinea pigs and trashing everything, and now want to go and do the same to other parts of the Universe? Pfft! the definition of cancer suits your race very well. You should stay confined to this planet, and shouldn't even own it anymore.

So yes, the idea of earthlings colonising that planet is a very bad idea.

If I ever turn into a scaly

Since I've had a page in Fur Affinity, I've seen transformation (TF) art, about humans or anthro being transforming into another species, anthro or otherwise. So for some time I've pondered how things would be if I transform into a scaly (more specifically a dinosaur), and I've been weighing the pros and cons of becoming a scaly girl.

Pros:

• It's a given I'll rarely look like shit, even when getting off the bed.
• I won't have to do my hair, thus saving time and money.
• I'll have sharp teeth and claws, which would be more useful than the ones I currently have as a human, especially as weapons.
• I'll have an awesome tail that could very much come in handy in certain situations.

Cons:

• Depending on my scales' colour(s), some of the colours I currently wear would clash or make me look 'muddy'.
• Same for the many make-up colours I love to wear in this pale human skin.
• Speaking of make-up, I won't be able to apply certain presentations, like cream or pencils.
• Of course I'm married to a scaly, but what about my other 7 husbands, who are human? It'd be weird for them if I'm a scaly. Not to mention all the other human guys I have crushes on.
• Also, what about the people in my planet, who are mostly human? Their Queen, a scaly? They'd accept me, but it'd be a tad hard for them.

So let's stay an alien human who's married to a handsome scaly guy ^_^

P.S.: I was about to post about the Apocalyptica concert, but this came up instead. I owe you.